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The biting pear of Twilight. by Zepheron The biting pear of Twilight. by Zepheron
Juice wanted me to make it.


twilight (c) Stephenie Meyer

The Biting Pear of Salamanca (c) `ursulav :iconursulav:


EDORT: My pichers that involve the appearance of the 'LOLWUT' pear (biting pear of salamanca), seem to be the most popular. I wonder why.

I did some fancy html stuff there too.
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Shadeblade64 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
"Pear... what a name. Such a name shall not be an accident, for it reflects his beauty that can be shed upon dozens, thus blinding them with such a display," Apple paused, "Alas, I cannot go see him, for the sun will hurt... I will... " He posed next to the window wistfully gazing outside, "Sparkle..."
Meanwhile, Pear lay on his matress in "dispear", thoughts of the mysterious fruit he had seen the night before, "If I cannot see such a figure more than once, what can a small pear from Salamanca do but cry?" So he did, all through the night, until he slept, and until he saw his true sparkly love once again.

THIS WAS PAINFUL TO TYPE. I ACTUALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE ACTUAL TWILIGHT STORY IS LIKE SO TELL ME IF THIS IS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN THAT.
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Mercurys-Mistress Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2017  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
This actually kills me OML it's great.
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GoldenFurryOfficial Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm dead x'D best parody with biting pear :'))
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:iconellebits:
ellebits Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My god this is brilliant LOL 
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:iconnombez:
Nombez Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
this is an act of pure genius 
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IDreamOfTheWind Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll read it!
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Nod3rator Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Still a beter love story than twilight.
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darkmask54 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
:iconlolwutplz:
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PoppyKitten Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xddXD
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nentuaby Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
Brilliant!
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DuskTheHedgieHog Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Student General Artist
(Epic Nose Milk Squirt) OMFG...MILK SHOT OUT MY NOSE ALLOVER THE SCREEN OWO
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PkLove-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bwahahahaha this is epic! XD
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silencedbydreams Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
If this were made into a book, I'd buy it in a heartbeat :nod:
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:iconvolknerrealm:
VolknerRealm Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Student General Artist
You made me squirt water over the monitor! XD
Instant favourite!
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Zepheron Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
!


awesome.
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HippieChick23 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this made my day!!!
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:iconzepheron:
Zepheron Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad :)
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ThatGirlWhoLovesCats Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
xD THIS IS BETTER THAN THE WORKS OF TWILIGHT! :iconfoxxdplz:
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:iconaspired2inspire:
aspired2inspire Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
........I love you.
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:iconzepheron:
Zepheron Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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:iconaspired2inspire:
aspired2inspire Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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CandyIsYummyNomNom Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
lol wut > Twilight
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:iconhalofall:
HaloFall Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.......this is just...I love this so much xD This is GREAT!!!!!
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:iconzepheron:
Zepheron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :)
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:icontobi501:
Tobi501 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Student Artist
HOW CUTE
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:iconjesscookie:
Jesscookie Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
LOL brilliant.
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ImagineStuff1 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
haha that should be an actual movie
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xXAmeratsuXx Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
LOL I AM JEALOUS
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Dem0ndrag0n Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2009
LOLWUT
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KohakuRose Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009
You are the winnest win that ever won. You now own my soul for making this.
........THANK YOU.
:iconimhappierplz:
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TheSketcher Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009  Professional General Artist
Interesting parody. XD But I do wish that the tip of the finger didn't get cut off. Regardless, this is one brilliant idea. :D
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melodydaisy Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If the LOLWUT Pear were in Twilight, I'd read it.
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Agnostic-Angel Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009
Sweet geebus, every tiem I see this pear I burst out laughing and HAVE NO IDEA WHY. And you, my good sir have just maed my bally day and are full of win. xD
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Zepheron Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bally day, huh.

Thanks anyway! :D
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AlnertMond Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
Win.
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Icklepenguin Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
Lolwin!
This would be so much better than Twilight. Tales of the Salamancan Biting Pear anyone? ^_^
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sarahsora Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009
HAHA i find this kinda funny especially the fact that i dont really like twilight....but i do think Kristen Stuart is hot....
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Kitsune-chan86 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I enjoy this very much.
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:iconzepheron:
Zepheron Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank ye.
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DarkHorseArtie89 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009  Student General Artist
I SWEAR IT'S ALL CONNECTED SOMEHOW!!

:iconceilingcatplz::iconlolwutplz::icondrrobotnikplz::iconwrenplz::iconweegeeplz::iconspongebobrapefaceplz:
:icondiabeetusplz::iconmetalgearrayplz::iconpacmanplz::iconspartaplz::iconspamalotplz::icondancingbananaplz:

Anyway, lame joking aside, I say that this is an impressive parody on the whole thing. Nicely done. :XD:
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Zepheron Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank ye.
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DarkHorseArtie89 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2009  Student General Artist
Anytime.
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BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Student General Artist
I did almost the same thing! :D
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Pacthesis Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:iconimhappyplz: Awesome.
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Ocean-Sarina Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
ahaha so nice! i love it!



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Nightmare-Deity Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009
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I lol'd, this is a really impressive edit, right down to the last detail=D
(lolwut)
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Kampy Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
alcoLOL!
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:iconzepheron:
Zepheron Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL!
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MaximK Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is all kinds of great :nod:
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Zepheron Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
orly
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